Joanna Krupa in A Bikini (VIDEO)

Most problems in life can be solved simply by being beautiful and having stellar tits. Joanna Krupa’s reputation suffered dearly with past accusations of hooking and having a pussy that smells like StarKist left out for the tabby. The lesser woman might be felled by such insidious gossip. Krupa doubled down with nude videos on Instagram angled to the single degree to avoid Zuckerberg protocols. Not all male billionaires are into locker room talk. Or women.

Being attractive is every bit as valid a profession as poet or TV talk show doctor. If you can pull down a paycheck or wealthy Eastern European nightclub owner by having noticeably erect nipples in a bikini, all the power to you. Everybody’s humping something for a dollar. Ignore the haters. Also, the fat chicks telling you to ignore the haters. Theirs is not your burden. 

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