Justin Bieber Believes Himself To Be An Artist

Justin Bieber walked off stage in London because his idiot prepubescent fans wouldn’t stop screaming at the sight of him. Bieber apparently feels he has a message to convey and wants to be treated as a serious artist and not the twink YouTube bubblegum fuck he is who has been unleashed on America to suppress young boys testosterone production. He’s also non-threatening enough for parents not to care that their nine year old daughters want to make out with him since it’s physically impossible to imagine his tiny body having sex with any woman besides Usher: 

“I appreciate all the support, I appreciate love, I appreciate the kind things. But the screaming in these breaks has got to stop. Please and thank you. I don’t think it’s necessary when I’m trying to say something and you guys are screaming.”

Bieber then left the stage in a massive display of pouting, something no real artist would ever consider. You got lucky, dude. You hit the jackpot. Enjoy the ride. This is your destiny. For God’s sake, be grateful, you no talent eunuch. It confirming his status as bitch spectacle Bieber may have done us all a favor. Case closed. We should never be forced to discuss this again unless we’re relentlessly heckling him to his face. What’s your message exactly, stupid pants are stylish? 

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