It’s not that pouring water on your tits is ever a bad idea, but there is the potential for a look of desperation. Bella Thorne’s two older sisters continue to play the role of Vince and Dom Dimaggio. You might be decent ball players, but you don’t get a cool nickname and you’re not fucking Marilyn Monroe.
The Thornes came from Florida with a fake redheaded Latino pedigree and a plan for their numerous kids to be famous. The older two sisters never really caught on so much. Bella nailed the Disney role when they told everyone she was eleven despite her eighteen year old body. 34D’s in a Brownie uniform will get you work.
Kaili Thorne has four hundred Instagram followers. Bella, 13.8 million. Maybe everybody keeps a straight face at the dinner table when their stage parents announce they love each of their kids equally. They all spent the day pouring water on their tits. Only one of them got six figures for the honor.
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