October 4, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
Kelly Osbourne has come to an undisclosed legal resolution with Michelle Pugh, the heavyset hairdresser who was focusing heavily on dad’s bangs over the course of eighteen months. At the time the affair came to light, the Osbourne daughter squarely put the blame on her father’s chubby mistress, printing Pugh’s personal phone number online along with some cheeky references to Pugh’s oral sex skills. It seems like a slam until you realize only your dad can accurately comment on Pugh’s hummer routine and he seemed to have deemed it fairly positive. None of this made sense. Especially the part where your grown daughter gets in the middle of people you’re fucking on the side of your mom.
Pugh sued Kelly Osbourne because why the fuck not. She claimed Osbourne was not only super vindictive but also lashing out for her own publicity and personal gain. Money is all Kelly Osbourne has left to offer this world, and even that isn’t anything she’s earned. The parties settled for what Kelly Osbourne will laugh off to all her fabulous model friends as “nothing” but was probably closer to six figures. If you’re going to disparage people your dad has fucked, start with Sharon. She won’t sue you and every horrible thing you have to say is probably true.
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