Khloe And Lamar Done

Khloe Kardashian is officially divorcing Lamar Odom, coincidentally at the exact moment the news cycle had lost interest. When most people get a second chance at life they for some reason decide they want to do something involving horses. Odom thoroughly reflected and decided he wanted to do a lot more crack. He knows who he is.

Khloe has the unenviable distinction of being the country’s fattest anorexic. Odom for starring in Regarding Henry Part 2. Over under her vagina is larger than a whoopee cushion. Khloe had remained committed to staying married to Odom when he was dead because she would have inherited his sizable stash of hidden paraphernalia. She then fucked the Dream Team and exploited Odom for plot points for her unwatchable reality show which featured many segments on how she didn’t want to take advantage of him.

He’ll be dead in three years. If he was going to kill someone, it would be an opportune time. We need another OJ. We know how this story ends. Make a fucking sacrifice for once in your life. We know you were playing high. Make up for it. 

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