Kim Kardashian’s Hotel Concierge Pens an Open Letter

Kim Kardashian has previously implied that the dude who ran the front desk at her high-end Parisian hideaway was either involved in the robbery of her crown jewels and multiple iPhones, rendering her unable to post selfies. Under threat of raised gun, the concierge directed the thieves to Kardashian’s quarters the evening of the robbery. The concierge took to a French magazine to defend his honor, or as much can be salvaged in the wake of admitting your job is to bring Kim Kardashian towels and potpourri at two am when she’s leaking. An open letter. Naturally.

Dear Kim: When you feel the cold steel of a gun at your neck, it is the moment when remaining calm can mean the difference of life or death, both our lives.

That’s how Google translate read it. My own French translates it as “fuck you, I’m not taking a bullet for your whore ass.”. There’s some more stuff in French which basically explains why France is 0-17 in their previous seventeen international conflicts. Followed by a wish from the concierge that Kim is healing and doing well. You do need to keep an eye on those Yelp ratings. Kobe treated the concierge much worse.