SNEAK PEEK: Man Rules, The Beginner’s Guide to Manhood

Somebody had to write a book on how to rescue a generation of emasculated Millennial males. It’s not so much that I care deeply for a generation of sad-sacked overly-content masculine deficient descendants of the Greatest Generation. It’s that as go the male of the species, so go us all. This planet is a space ship. The dudes in the rear crying on the toilet are going to ruin it for the rest of us.

Man Rules, The Beginner’s Guide to Manhood is hopefully funny, hopefully telling, and most hopefully, close to grammatically correct. 99 Rules for Re-Masculating Millennial Males for the guy in your family who needs a solid kick in the testosterone. You know exactly who I’m talking about. You might know many. Check the vegan bistro down the block.

I cover some basic rules of manhood that every guy used to know, before that information was peed on by his girlfriend who told him to lick it up and stop promoting the rape culture. How men are supposed to act, be decent friends, get laid, live life after work, during work, in relationships, maintain healthy living, at bars, at the gym, and the dreaded man who feels a need to moisturize his lips or own an umbrella. 

No matter where a man groups together with other men, it is essential that you not be the weakest male in the room. If you are unsure who the biggest pussy is in your group of friends, it is likely you.

A man isn’t obsessed with tugging his genitals nor does he abhor the process. He performs maintenance straight faced with all the emotion of a line judge

The answer to the readiness question is one of two possibilities for a man: “Let’s do this” or, in dire circumstances, “Give me just a minute”. As to the latter, he does mean sixty seconds.

I’m not going to lie. This book might just save a life. This is for you if want to laugh. Or the best damn gift you can buy your emo-brother or nephew or the dude in the beanie in your building.

Man Rules, the best book you’ll ever own. On Amazon, or CreateSpace if you want to love me long time and take some of Amazon’s margins.