Mariah Carey Dumped By Billionaire Boyfriend

Inherited billionaire James Packer has dumped fiancee Mariah Carey for several reasons. Mostly he realized he could fuck way hotter chicks who are way less annoying, although he reportedly has a fetish for extremely bloated tits that look like she has an ass on her chest if you’re stoned.

Packer was reportedly extremely annoyed that Carey was filming a reality show, which reportedly contained a plot line that she may have cheated on him with a backup dancer. That’s shitty writing, dancers are gay. That’s what you get when you hire 23 year olds to work for $500 a week. She was also reportedly spending $50,000 a month, from the looks of it on rare expensive junk food such as the Arch Deluxe. She will however keep the $10 million engagement ring that he gave her because he has a gum ball machine full of them at his fuck pad.

You’d think a business man would make better decisions. Some guys go for the status symbol against their best judgement. Then they have that moment when they realize their friends don’t give a shit and wonder if they’ve made a huge mistake while she’s complaining about taking Uber Black instead of Uber Lux. Best to cut ties. Let her drift away and become a float in the Thanksgiving parade, shitty Bruce Wayne. 

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