There’s absolutely no reason for anybody over the age of eleven to be dressing up for Halloween. But who’s going to tell a grown woman with big tits not to find something revealing at the lingerie store, get loaded and come to your get together? Eh, Trump. Tic Tac time, motherfuckers.
Halloween now runs about September 20 through November 1 and barely pays homage to the All Hallowed Saints portion of the program, let alone kids in ghost costumes seeking out faux chocolate compound from Nestle by knocking on stranger’s doors. Old ladies started poisoning apples with razor blades just to get the party started. Now there are at least two drunken weekends of ragers and you’re going to need multiple tiny costumes if you want to remind people you’re still fuckable.
You’re a 40-year old woman in a catsuit and you just ruined Halloween for children. Does that thing breathe or is your vagina sweating something fierce as I’m imagining? Either way, I already forgive you.
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