Melissa Etheridge Throws Shade At Angelina

You totally wish Melissa Etheridge was your drunk aunt. You’ve got to have a pretty good sense of humor to let your lesbian partner be shot up with David Crosby’s jizz. Seriously, you could have picked just about anyone, why a walrus with drug genes? Etheridge is a true blue lesbian. Not the kind who’ve yet to work out their daddy issues and are in it for the Christmas card where they give you the finger. You might think she would be inclined to side with the woman in a nasty divorce dispute. Not the case. A while back Etheridge made some disparaging yet completely accurate comments about Angelina Jolie being a home wrecker: 

“I was around when Angelina was not doing nice things with Billy Bob to Laura Dern, then to know the side of Jennifer [Aniston] and Brad… Oh it’s crazy. I helped Laura move out of her house with Billy Bob. I, like, broke into their home to get her stuff out because it was so nasty.”

She just went on some shitty Bravo show to discuss how Jolie’s people have been threatening her to make her stop talking, referencing Judy Smith, the crisis manager Jolie has put on retainer to smear her current husband in the press. Etheridge then played a blues song about the ordeal that she wrote in the dressing room while chugging Coors Light. In short, she doesn’t give a fuck. Angelina Jolie is obviously a sick twisted bitch. But don’t take my word for it, listen to your drunk lesbian aunt as she cackles from the living room. Or Bravo set. Same thing, nobody’s watching. 

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