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Outrage Over Updated Kim Kardashian Halloween Costume

October 12, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

Internet outrage, as infinite as the stars in the universe, has turned its attention on an online costume company that every year puts out a controversial title of two to garner simplistic media attention. Fuck, guilty. 

Last year Costumeish.com put out the Megyn Kelly bloody tampon costume. They really should’ve closed shop and gone out on top like Jordan with that one. This year they’ve got the the Parisian Heist Robbery Victim. It’s clearly Kim Kardashian though whatever Guangdong factory agent who titled it Heist and Robbery was at least wise enough to understand publicity rights lawsuits the Kardashins have slapped onto half the known licensed merchandising universe.

The costume comes with a Kim wig, gag, two inches of rope and four million dollar diamond ring. You’re going to want a solid two inches of rope on your home invasion heists. Still, not too shabby for those of us who were “hobos” for ninety-nine cents for bulk of our grammar school years.

This Halloween it’s all about the #Hallomeme and who better than America’s goddess of all things glamorous? She has devoted her life to promoting American decadence… but all that flashy living caught up with her one night in Paris.

Again, no explicit mention of Kim Kardashian. Solid lawyering, Larry H. Parker. And a double-entendre SEO about One Night in Paris. Genius really.

Numerous Brave Internet Warriors have taken to social media to decry the costume based on a crime committed against Kim Kardashian. There’s some logic to that. Kim Kardashian is of horrific character, but she’s never hurt a fly that didn’t authorize her forty dollars first with its parent’s MasterCard. Kim Kardashian doesn’t deserve to be robbed or assaulted. Though she seems precisely like the kind of person who does deserve a humiliating costume. 

There’s no valid reason for adults to dress up in costume for Halloween. Unless it’s to generally support desperately in need of attention women dressing like strippers and getting wasted on spiked punch. That’s morally wrong, but not wrong wrong. Not if you’re invited to the party.

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