Social Media Isn’t Working Out for Men Getting Some

Social media may be a new avenue for dudes who never got laid to try to improve their evenings, but it’s been a bitter pill for entertainers, athletes, and other rich and famous people who traversed the pussy minefield formerly in strictly low light. It’s not merely the gossip rag innuendos and third hand reports of fucking around that trips up your well-off man, but now the girls he’s cheating on or cheating with can blow him up to millions in a matter of a couple dozen semi-literate characters.

Oakland Raiders offensive tackle Donald Penn wanted nothing more than to have a supportive football wife and maybe fuck a baby into Camilla Poindexter, one of the hotter chicks from The Bad Girls Club, on the side. A simple request from a simple man. Dominique Penn found out about the baby buried in the gut of the more attractive sidepiece and decided to humiliate her husband and his baby mama bitch on Instagram:

My husband cheated on me with this hood rat. She knew he was married from jump!! He knew that he was married! They did this to my family! You don’t get brownie points for fuckining a married man for a check thinking he was gonna leave his wife!

One exclamation for each of the kids she’s borne her husband. She punished with one hand, and subjugated and threatened with the other:

I uplifted him and I told him as his friend were gonna get through this!!! As a result to all you hoes out there, never think for one second a man will never come crawling back to his wife. In most cases like mine, THE WIFE ALWAYS WINS.

Not quite as convincing a winning argument as Charlie Sheen, but look where Sheen is now, compared to a cuckolded wife with three babies in the bank to a man with career earnings near $50 million.

Women who marry professional athletes with tons of pussy options are either gold-diggers or crazy. Often both. They may not know it, so expect some sass and VH-1 bitch slapping when you call them out. Nothing good will come of your daughters fucking dudes over 300 pounds.

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