Tara Reid Key Get for Maxim

The second best looking woman at Maxim’s Halloween party was Magic Johnson’s son. In the right light, or absence thereof, Tara Reid was the best. Mark down the year in which your mediocre Halloween party list surpassed Maxim magazine’s.

It was bound to happen once the magazine away from cheesecake and into metrosexual clickbait. Two kinds of men draw hot chicks in this town. The successful men’s men. And openly gay men. There’s little room for opportunistic ladies working the middle ground. There has to be a payout for being thin and orally pleasing. It’s not bros in short sleeve dress shirts pretending junior executive is the same thing as executive.

Tara Raid has no belly button. She’s attainable. I hope they had decent food.

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