Vikram Chatwal Tries To Burn Dogs

Sikh Manhattan playboy Vikram Chatwal apparently got fucked up on some kind of drug and took his two dogs outside his apartment and tried to burn them with a makeshift aerosol can and lighter torch. Doing this means you’re clearly psychotic, doing it in public on a busy street means you’re not on this planet. Some good samaritans stepped in and the dogs escaped unscathed. Right around this time Chatwal posted this picture on Instagram captioned “My loves and number 1 friends!!!” Dogs are pretty dumb so they’re probably still loyal to Chatwal. The NYPD has now issued a warrant for his arrest, so his assistant is probably now desperately trying to sober him up. What’s the play here? Yeah I was going to brush them but I figured a controlled burn would be the way to go. 

Chatwal is a trust fund kid meaning he had the privilege to act ‘eccentric’ without anyone beating the shit out of him. He palled around with Hollywood spiraling nightmares such as Lindsay Lohan and did some modeling even though he was pretty doughy and bloated – another perk of having a billionaire dad. If you’ve got a lot of money be careful. You baby your kids too much and they turn into Paris Hilton, uneducated dullards with a pill problem and a host of STD’s and parasites. Soon they start killing animals. You’ve gotten away with everything your whole life, why not test some boundaries. Chatwal will clearly skate on this issue but there’s a lesson to be learned: If you hang out with this guy, even if he’s buying you drinks, you’re a filthy whore and a disappointment to humanity. This burger tastes weird.

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