BJ Novack Fucks Instagram Model

BJ Novack was on The Office and some other shows and now has syndication money. He apparently spends part of his time perving out on Instagram models, but since he has a lot of disposable income he follows through with fucking some of them. Good for him. He is now ‘dating’, commonly known as fucking doggy style, what appears to be a half Asian chick named Ceilidh Garten. If Cassius Clay changed his name you might want to take a good look at that option sister. According to some shitty hack journalist who wrote this story, an anonymous source they made up said:

“She looks like she’s about 12.”

Really? How many 12 year olds have that kind of juicy C-cup? What are you a fucking pervert? Novack has been blessed as safe by the feminist crowed because he’s diminutive and had the stomach to fuck Mindy Kaling for a while. Pre fucked up face. Guessing a woman wrote this. Take note: 12 Year Old is now a euphemism for woman not carrying around thirty extra pounds. Sorry he didn’t call you back sister. Instagram is now the rich man’s Tinder. 

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