Brooke Mueller To Psych Ward

Charlie Sheen’s ex Brooke Mueller and mother to his demon children was reportedly seen beating her kids at a car wash in Utah, so don’t stereotype the Jews. Her mom then had her booked into a psych ward because she believes she might be dangerous. Test her for meth and also tiger blood. Mueller hasn’t worked in several years but apparently still has a nanny. It’s unclear if the nanny is Utah white trash and puts cigarettes out on Damien.

These kids never had a chance, but what’s done is done. We may want to consider having them put down or sending them to Russia on a small iceberg. Best case scenario they start a shitty reality show but more likely will just be convicted of vehicular homicide while high on spice. Actual spice, such as oregano. They’re still better off with her than Charlie Sheen. What a piece of shit, respect to the city of Cleveland for not letting him throw out a pitch. 

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