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Conor McGregor Feisty Little Guy

November 14, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston | 0 Comments

Conor McGregor won another belt roughly the same size as him. It’s unclear if he’ll cherish it more than his Lucky Charms. That’s not an Irish joke, it’s a dwarf joke. Also you can make jokes about the Irish, they’re white as fuck. In fact they’re stereotypically tiny because they were oppressed by other white people. Unclear where the unsightly cauliflower ears come from or if that’s just a case study. If you polled your average junior college bro and asked if he’d want to win a belt for beating up a guy his exact same size he’d probably say yes. He’d also probably give it all back to not have those weird fucked up ears. 

The UFC has a few different weight classes. McGregor just won at 170. Pretty sure my friend Lance can kick his ass. Probably not but it would be a decent fight. He’s a bouncer. You can’t fight in the UFC if you weigh over 265 pounds. That’s blatant discrimination. Clearly some Russian dude with back hair could flick this guy away like a flea. May the better man win. That’s fucking democracy. This shrimp is getting really bold. Kick his ass Trump, you’re tipping 300 right? 

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