Donald Trump Coming for Kristin Davis’ Black Baby

November 23, 2016 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

It’s hard to relate the visceral hysteria taking place in Hollywood over the Trump presidential victory without being here. Picture World War II London schoolchildren packed into basements as bombs fell upon their city. Only picture them far less brave. Also, picture bombs. How Trump is coming to take vaginas and minorities and social progress made since 1525 is the standard form of communications between ladies shopping at Barney’s for Indonesian slave labor scarves. Apologize to the Mexican dude valeting your Range Rover. No, don’t tip him extra. Too obvious. Plus you know he uses the money to drink.

Kristin Davis wanted a child a few years ago without a husband so she adopted a black baby. It’s the new rubber charity bracelet for women getting immense Sex and the City residuals through infinity. Davis claims that on election night she became filled with terror for her black daughter. She went on to apologize for being white then explained how being a mother works:

But until you actually have a child, which is like your heart being (outside of) and that heart happens to be in a brown body, and you have people who are actively working against your child, it’s hard.

Plus you’re filled with terror. Also, a recovering alcoholic. Something to be mindful of when you and your fellow trauma victims face Pennywise coming to lynch your adopted babies.

Davis confided in the New York Daily News that her first instinct after Trump was declared the winner was to move to the woods and learn how to shoot a gun. As if Trump wouldn’t find you and your black baby there. Plus, you shouldn’t forget you’re anti-gun. Hypocrisy kills more people each year then murderous racist billionaire real estate mogul Presidents. Though either can get you at any time. More terror seems in order.

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