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Ireland Baldwin Seems To Have Things Under Control

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If you're a parent in Al-Raqqah, you curse the fates as you inevitably watch your sweet boychik grow up to be an ISIS decapitator. If you're a divorced celebrity couple, you await your daughter's first grown up nudes. She's a fashion model like Sasha Grey is a thespian.

Ireland Baldwin's parents are experiencing something of a renaissance. Alec Baldwin with his new yoga instructor babies and Trump impressions. And Kim Bassinger with not having killed herself with prescription medications as of yet. Their daughter has found her new niche appearing in a photo book called My Hotel Room, by a photographer who's simply being more honest than most guys who snap pictures of chicks in hotel rooms. If you can get away with it, why the fuck not. Beats travelogues of The Andes.

Baldwin has passed progressively and speedily through all the stages of I Hate My Parents So Fucking Much. Dated a surfer, excessive drinking, became a lesbian, finger fucked a black chick rapper, rehab, and finally racy photos in some foreign dudes Sunset Strip hotel room. Look to the Willis sisters for what comes next. Not much. Steal the hotel shampoos just in case. Rich and homeless is a sadly misunderstood phenomenon. 

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Photo Credit: Aladdin Ishmael

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