Justin Bieber Punches a Fan

Every asshole will have his day. It often coincides with an effeminate Spanish teen reaching his hand into your car window to try and stroke your chest. The cover charge doesn’t buy you the merchandise. You try that same shit at a strip club and you will get a beat down from a guy in bigger than size six and a half kicks.

Bieber has been making efforts of late to show that he’s a tough guy who can throw a punch. If you do it often enough people will forget that you travel with a personal stylist. It explains Bieber’s kinship with Floyd Mayweather. Though real life doesn’t have weight categories. Very few guys run the street at a buck forty-nine. Much easier to sucker punch Spanish joy boys when you’ve got a caravan of security.

Maybe next time roll the window up. Also, fire your security. The dude with the bloody lip could’ve got so laid that night if only nature weren’t so cruel.

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