In Hollywood you can have five abortions, three in-patient rehab visits, and four marriages and take home the Sojourner Truth Award, but if you fix that bump you hate in your nose you have to concoct a public mea culpa. In her cover spread in Women’s Health magazine, Kaley Cuoco came clean on her artificial enhancements:
“Years ago I had my nose done. And my boobs — best thing I ever did. Recently, I had a filler in a line in my neck I’ve had since I was 12. As much as you want to love your inner self… I’m sorry, you also want to look good.”
Why the fuck are you sorry? You’ve become one of the highest paid actresses in the world without anybody once mentioning your professional skill set. Maybe that’s the actual skill. A million dollars an episode of Big Bang Theory says you have something to say to women about gender wage gaps. Blonds with nice tits and perfect noses get work. Call it a burden. Nay, victimhood. You’re the Channing Tatum of women. So, Channing Tatum.
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