Kanye Says Something Nice About Trump, Hospitalized

A black dude calling out Hillary Clinton and Beyonce in the same breath is plenty enough precursor to a forced hospitalization. A pro-Trump quote is a mandatory 5150. Everybody in the Kardashian publicity machine is scrambling to refer to Kanye’s ramblings in concert the past week, abbreviated shows, and eventual cancelation of the remaining 21 dates of his Saint Pablo tour as the result of “exhaustion”. More specifically, exhaustion related to working tireless nights on his fashion line. So, to be clear, the embarrassing kind of exhaustion. Not the kind of manly coma exhaustion Lamar Odom suffered at the ranch in Nevada. Kanye’s likely dead at this time. Ironic that the drugs and sex don’t ultimately get you.

Angered Kanye concert fans took to Twitter to express their dismay over the stage rants and canceled tour dates. Nothing says fan like taking two seconds to consider the health and well-being of your beloved before a social media rant. You spent $150 on Kanye tickets and your parents allowance on a Life of Pablo hoodie. Block yourself now before you have to grow up one day and look back on how embarrassing you used to be.

The argument over Kanye has always centered around magical savant versus P.T. Barnum huckster, with nobody rational taking up the former. There’s no doubt he’s a showman. The gender opposite of his wife who has the same keen knack for keeping herself constantly in the news, good or bad. Both love attention. Also, cock. That’s more than most couples have in common. Here’s to your health, Kanye. The world would be less interesting without you. That’s the best I could muster.

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