Kanye West Burns Through Furniture

Kanye West is clearly a gay guy, based on how he has many gay tendencies and zero straight tendencies. This likely also explains why he’s so angry despite the fortunate circumstances. We get it. You’re fucking Kim Kardashian who you first discovered in a Ray J for profit fuck tape. Straight guys don’t want to stick their dicks inside Kim Kardashian. They don’t base their sexual preferences on the cache of the woman or think boning a diva is especially fabulous. Gay guys always told you Elizabeth Taylor, Princess Diana, and Cher were the most beautiful women on earth. What the fuck do they know, they’re gay?

Kanye’s really into fashion. And interior decorating. So much so that he apparently freaked out when he didn’t approve of the furniture selected by a high profile designer he had hired. So, he threw all the furniture out and put it in storage and is now looking for new furniture. Straight guys don’t care about furniture. They just want a table you can set a drink on without a coaster. If you are spending ten grand on a couch and don’t own a Jet Ski, you’re an idiot. Or your desire for cock is driving you mad. When you turn the lights out she feels a lot like Jonah Hill. 

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