Kardashians Rise Above

When tragedy inevitably strikes their menfolk, the Kardashian women rise to the occasion by moving on with work and doctoring legal letters to financially benefit from the underlying trauma. According to Kardashian press people, Kim Kardashian is spending night and day by her husband’s side in the hospital. She’s even feeding him, which makes you wonder as to the precise symptoms of his “exhaustion” diagnosis. Most people cure it by eating nachos and watching shitty David Spade movies on the couch for an entire Wednesday.

Kanye’s exhaustion was said to be brought on by his relentless pursuit of perfection in his fashion designing. They were going to say in his music creation but fashion is more arcane, and thereby less easy to laugh at. Who even knew Kanye was designing women’s clothing? The extensive and near constant down low butt fucking yes, but who knew about the body suits and sweaters?

To show the fruits of the exhausted man’s labor, early photos of his wife and his wife’s sister from another dad showing off their tits were leaked. The implied incest wasn’t even needed to take this over the top. Rest well, Black DaVinci. The world needs you better. 

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