Kelly Rohrbach in A Bikini

The upside of fucking Leonardo DiCpario is a rapid rise in your career prospects post-coital. The downside is every single article written about you thereafter refers to you as DiCaprio’s former girlfriend before mentioning your name. That tubby carbon footprinting cock is the true double edged sword of professional advancement.

May 19th of next year and that will all be forgotten. That’s the release date for Baywatch where Kelly Rohrbach takes on the iconic red swimsuit role first played by Pamela Anderson who used that show to make people forget how she got invited to the dance. You need but one hit for everybody to stop talking about your Mottola blowies. It’s not easy being a woman in this business. Second toughest to being a man. Those get-ahead-in-the-industry cocks don’t suck themselves.

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