Khloe Kardashian Wasting Away to Just Implants

Khloe Kardashian has taken to wearing glasses in public. Don’t be fooled. She’s not smart. Khloe’s friends such as they are also 1099 freelance employees are expressing concern that O.J.’s daughter is becoming too slender. Which could be a result of cracking her thoracic cavity with primitive waist training cinches daily. Or not eating. Or simply injecting more fossil fuels into her tits and ass to provide a relatively smaller radar signature on her waist. 

Khloe was spotted on her way to her friend’s baby shower. Something that occasionally happens when her PR assistant calls the the paparazzi to alert them that Khloe’s on her way to her friend’s baby shower. It’s probably too much to ask Khloe to not arrive to your special event in something more than a hooker dress and no bra. Today is not about your nipples.

Someday soon Khloe will announce she’s pregnant with an NBA baby, that will be her day, or year. It’s probably hard having famous friends. More so when you have no idea why they’re famous. For fifty grand you could look just like her.

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