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Kylie Jenner Brick and Mortar

November 9, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

Because sometimes stupid money goes outside, the Kardashians continue to open up storefronts in Los Angeles, Miami, and Vegas. A chance for young women to pay thrice retail markup for shmata made in the exact same factory as the shit being sold off the rack a block away next to the horchata and Fanta soda vendors.

Kylie Jenner is opening up a retail cosmetics shop. The location is being kept secret because nobody needs upper middle class suburban runaways glamping outside their doorstep. The only thing built so far inside is the check-out register. They may not build anything else. Who would notice? The thrill is in the sound of your parents’ credit card being accepted.

Kylie released a few publicity photos of herself pretending to be involved in the store design and operations. A painful thirty minutes of pretend time for the young gay men doing the real work.

MY VISION. I can’t wait for you guys to see what goes on inside my mind & what I’ve been working on. 100% Kylie.

Levitating lip liner booths does sound super amazing, Ms. Jenner. Consider it done. Isn’t that your boyfriend waiting outside in the Ferrari you co-signed? Wish we had more time. Profit split checks still go through your mom, right?

 

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