Lena Dunham Doesn’t Need More Candy

Lena Dunham went off the board for her halloween costume and picked something mocking Donald Trump. She donned a “grabbed pussy” costume then spent four hours figuring out which angle and girdle made her look less fat, to honor the natural woman. The handsy costume is recyclable if she changes the black cat suit to a toddler girl and dresses up as her little sister she touched in bed in the evenings.

Dunham has been an outspoken Clinton supporter from day one, including hard hitting interviews of the female presidential candidate with biting questions such as, “How badly do we need a woman President?” Dunham’s followers on Instagram expressed their love and devotion for their corpulent leader because there are times in life you need to tell the world you have absolutely nothing going on in your own:

marybirdsongofficial: I love you so much in this moment and forever .

That’s quite a commitment. How does your husband feel about such a pledge? Obviously, kidding. 

Thanks to the latest revelation of old news about Hillary Clinton’s New Jack City stewardship of the State Department the Presidential race seems to be closing in on unpredictable. It’s unclear if diehards would prefer a loss and four more years of saying I told you so or a win and facing their shitty candidate being publicly embarrassing. Presidential politics is the new Thursday night football game. Keep pretending they’re not picking from a pool of bottom teams and that this one might be a good game. You’re a grown up. You don’t need to make excuses to drink.

_{Photo credit: Lena Dunham / Instagram}