The annual Miss BumBum contest took place in Brazil for the tenth time this year. That thing seems to occur on a calendar of whenever Paolo’s backyard is available and his old lady is out of town. Still, it’s better than Miss Universe and the Presidential election combined. Both owned by Trump.
Brazilians have an adoration of big asses. More so than functioning government or reasonably decent team sports. Sure, this could be seen as a deficit of human evolution. Or perhaps they know something their more productive neighbors to the North, East, and West haven’t yet figured out. Working hard and following rules isn’t nearly as fun as drinking in the morning and slapping fat-assed chicks on the behind and giggling like a fiend. A decent social scientist researcher could provide you the answer to true happiness. The Brazilian ass model, um, model.
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