Nicole Scherzinger is a solid reminder that slender Hawaiian chicks with big full breasts generally do well for themselves. Scherzinger’s always been good looking, something she merged with her more middling musical talent to be cast in numerous chick performance bands in the early 2000’s. She coupled that with dating noted men in the business and sports figures to climb the charts of ‘remind me again how did she become famous?’
Next thing you know you’re got a half-dozen solo albums nobody’s ever heard, you’re a household name on British television, and you’re fucking a Bulgarian tennis player fiffteen years your junior. Cosmetics deals and ten million in the bank mean you’re never really getting old. Growing up poor sucks until you’re an adult and you realize you have the innate desire for success your privileged borne friends will never know. You likely have money stuffed in your mattress. Next to the vibrators you don’t even need. Women inherently do not understand that this is what success looks like in the male world they’ve been trying so hard to enter.
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