November 16, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
Harper’s Bazaar named Rosie Huntington-Whiteley their Businesswoman of the Year because she has a lingerie line in a department store, had a contract to promote UGG, and a deal with some company that makes unecessarily expensive jeans. In short, she agreed to show up to the event and they had to pick somebody.
Nobody in attendance noted how “businesswoman” is a sexist term or that the fashion and cosmetic sponsors of the event are more practically subjugating of women than any public policy ever enacted by the sum total of male privilege over the past forty years. Lena Dunham might blame Trump for the pains she feels in her enslaved vagina, but we all know it’s food-borne chlamydia. Women will never be free until they stop spending money on stupid shit and give their business awards to girls who can add big numbers. Freedom isn’t nearly as intoxicating when your alarm blares at six in the morning for your twenty-seven-thousandth day of work.
Photo Credit: Elle Korea