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C'mon, Australia, They're Already Fucking, Let Them Be Married for a Year or Two

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Chicks still can't marry other chicks in Australia. Something you don't hear a lot about from the tourism board. Also, koalas bite and carry rabies. You don't need sixteen hours without Wi-Fi to get to that.

The Veronicas are a progressive electro-pop band consisting of identical twin sisters, Lisa and Jessica Origliasso. By definition, their success has been entirely predicated on their ability to be mostly naked in their videos and public performances, while guys pretend they could fuck both at the same time. But, no. Jessica is gender fluid. Also sexually fluid. The double whammy of making fucking Ruby Rose seem socially significant. That Ruby Rose chick gets a ton of stupid accent pussy.

Origliasso and Rose dated years ago when they were Australia's only twenty-something lesbians, and recently rekindled their romance after filming a music video together where they hump a lot . Rose wrote and directed the music video. Fucking player. The script was mostly pictures of the two fingering each other in the bathtub. That will bring back feelings. Right in the vagina area.

Origliasso lamented in an interview how she's 31 now and ready to settle down and have children but sadly Australian law forbids her from marryin Ruby Rose. For her part, Rose lifted her face from some hot Baltic chick's pussy and pretended to be distraught. Any law that inhibits women from rubbing each other's titties seems cruel. Can't blame this one on Trump. 

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Photo Credit: Network Ten

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