Blac Chyna Legally Wants To Be A Kardashian

Blac Chyna legally married Rob Kardashian’s sorrowful fat sap ass so she wants to file a trademark of her given name plus Kardashian the day after. Don’t you feel like killing yourself for real now Rob? The other Kardashian whores are objecting to this because it cheapens their brand. Really? Not the fake sex tapes or asphalt filled butt cheeks?

Kim, Kourtney, and Khloe’s company names are, respectively, Kimsaprincess Inc., Khlomoney Inc. and 2Die4Kourt. You know fucking every black guy in town doesn’t make you black right? Rappers might take offense to appropriation from chicks in Beverly Hills. Actually who gives a shit when you’re balls deep in their herpetic assholes. 

How could you possibly cheapen this brand? Draw a black dick on each of their foreheads in their signature eye liner? Pelt their fake fur with fake blood? Shoot real fat into their fake asses? As absolutely grotesque as she is in appearance and character, Blac Chyna fits right in. You can’t brand yourself a group of stank ass deplorables and then object when someone repeats your same behavior. What would your mom think about this? That’s a trick question, she’d be blowing your brother as we speak. Good for Blac Chyna. It’s hard to bother the grossest people on earth. 

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