Chandler Parssons Perving Out On Instagram

If you’re in the NBA being injured 300 days a year has its perks. You still get paid, and you have a ton of time to try and pick up on Instagram models, a pastime far less fruitful than hitting on real models in real life.

Chandler Parsons logged onto a “live interaction” with model Felicia Sanders. This is the same thing webcam girls do, except they don’t shove vegetables inside of them. Luckily for you they do still provide monosyllabic answers to questions from perverts while smiling and shaking their heads. Parsons logged on and wrote: 

“Show me your tits.”

Good for him. It’s what every other loser is thinking. Or did you really think they were interested in your favorite color? The need for live interactions with Instagram models makes about as much sense as your tech support chat lady doing a bikini shoot. It’s really pointless. You’re not going to bed one of these chicks, Chandler. Actually, he might. What’s your excuse. Give it three years and you’ll get the full experience, zucchinis and all.

_{Photo Credit: Instagram}