Cuba Gooding Needs Rehab Stat

You get a few passes on being really sloppy drunk in public before it goes from funny to kind of sad. That’s where Cuba Gooding is at. Also once you near fifty, drop the junior. Gooding went to some bullshit ass award show because he is bored and the offers aren’t coming in, and he proceeded to get real shit faced and complain about the food. Classy:

“I think we all owe a debt of gratitude for this amazing meal they put together tonight. Because nothing says I love you like fucking sugar. Fucking boxed lunch. I’m drunk now, motherfuckers, so deal with it. I thought the BET Awards were cheap. Did they want me to show them the money, what the fuck?'”

If you ever hear a homeless guy muttering shit like this on the street, walk the other way for your personal safety. As further evidence of how insane Cuba Gooding is, he is posting really poorly lit photos like this one onto his Instagram page. Actually, that makes a case for his sanity. Getting drunk is a slightly more productive use of your time than Instagram. He apparently hit on Rihanna too. She clearly has no idea who he is. Cuba Gooding isn’t really winning, but he’s not losing either. Nobody’s perfect. Except maybe Cuba Gooding Senior.

_{Photo Credit: Instagram}