Gay Bachelor Former Rentboy

Logo is doing a gay version of The Bachelor called “Finding Prince Charming.” If your girlfriend DVR’s this consider breaking up with her. In the least shocking news of the day it turns out Prince Charming used to be a prostitute. Jesus, it must be hard to walk. It’s unclear if the other former and current male prostitute contestants were informed of this.

His name is Robert Sepulveda Jr. Maybe drop the Junior out of respect for the old man, he’s got it hard enough at the factory without the lunchroom roasts. Sepulveda is selling a calendar he made reenacting his days as a rentboy. Really, where’s the one of you crying in the STD van? This seems kind of whitewashed.

He is donating the proceeds to the Sex Workers Project and hopes to raise awareness about victims of sex trafficking. What does one have to do with the other, Junior? You’re not a victim of sex trafficking. You’re a weirdo who fucked for money for a while, no doubt to support a massive meth dependency. If you’d only known at the time you were getting railed by a Cuban guy named Serge with six kids in the foyer that you were going to be a hero a few years later you could have avoided those first seven suicide attempts. Obviously Neil Patrick Harris wasn’t available, but surely there are more quality gay bachelors. Those willing to look like an asshole on Logo, touche.

Photo Credit: Robert Sepulveda Jr