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Hilary Duff Sides Against Incest

December 15, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

The anatomy of the celebrity social media spat turned entertainment blog headline is now fairly established. Post personal pictures or information, cherry pick out one or two offensive comments out of tens of thousands, return serve with an epic comeback, and await the massive public works project of 23-year old girl bloggers to go hog wild. The pattern is as full-proof as anything in life.

Hilary Duff took her four year old son to Disneyland, publishing a picture of herself kissing her boy on the lips outside It’s a Small World. Maybe it helped relieve the tension of the creepy guitar playing Central American puppets. Wait until Trump builds mega-Trump robot and it steps on the globalist attraction.

Tons of women who follow Duff on social media lauded her adorable child, her superior mothering skills, and her maternal show of affection. Nobody asked where her personal trainer was she’s been fucking for the past six months because she already noted their breakup. Or where the kid’s dad was, because that’s also already been hashed out in the divorce stories. A couple people made some snide comments about the sexual nature of the photo. Idiotic, but Duff obviously knew that was coming. She fired off a comeback that was as conveniently parsed as a Tom Cruise obituary that only mentions his three ex-wives:

For anyone commenting that a kiss on the lips with my four year old is ‘inappropriate,’ go ahead and click a quick unfollow with your warped minds and judgment.

Unfollow being the death sentence for bored housewives chain eating funnel cake as their pancreases seize up to the reverent bugle of Taps. This seems like entrapment. Why not post your kids circumcision photos and await the Intact Penis people deriding you as a butcher? Your kids circumcision pics are nobody else’s business. Even after you share them with your seven million online fans. 

Social media has done nothing to change anybody, it’s merely a tool of revelation. All these narcissistic lightweights existed previously, you simply weren’t tuned to their stations. Twitter will someday contract into its two primary purposes, an ISIS communication tool and Khloe Kardashian inspirational quotes followed by drunken rants calling everybody fucking assholes. Both are simply trying to sell more denim wear made in Aleppo. 

Photo credit: Instagram

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