Kim Kardashian Stiffs Jesus (VIDEO)

This Love Advent calendar production program isn’t that complicated. You pick a kitschy song and dance around in your panties with your tits on the edge of falling out of your bra. Somehow Kim Kardashian fucked hers up.

A busy schedule alone can’t account for such a crappy green screen performance. Whoever gave the motivation of ‘imagine you’re having sex with a man who you’re concerned is going to stiff you’ needs to be fired. We’re not Khloe. There’s no snot rocket chortles for your funny hand movements. This is supposed to bring back Jesus. You think he’s coming to watch you take a dump on camera?

You had one job. Be a whore. That’s like asking G.I. Joe with the kung fu grip to make a kung fu grip. You’re no angel, Kim Kardashian. You ruined Christmas.

_{Photo credit: Love magazine}