Lamar Odom has checked himself into rehab for the holidays. Sources close to Odom who feed information to E!, so, Kris Jenner, informs the entertainment outlet that Odom is clean and sober going into his stay. This is more of a proactive enrollment, you know, as nobody does ever.
He wants to stay clear and focused. With the divorce from Khloé being finalized and the holidays coming up, he doesn’t want to slip up. He’s trying to take care of himself. He really wants to be better. His friends and family encouraged him to go in and he agreed and made the decision.
It’s only been fourteen months since Odom drugged and fucked himself into a coma in a Nevada brothel, nearly costing him his life while simultaneously boosting ratings for his wife’s TV show. He’s largely spent the time since engaged in activities nobody can quite put into words, but drinking and meandering seems to be relatively accurate. Also, vomiting on airplanes if there’s room for detail.
The extent to which the Kardashians have broken black men is comparable historically to some of the more nefarious characters of the Roots TV miniseries. These are grown men of some means volunteering for their own demise, yet a Black Lives Matter side protest seems in order. Hands up. Why are you pointing that sheep fat injected as in my direction, white devil? Must resist. Fuck fuck. Sperm everywhere. I’m sorry, mama.
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