Brazilians accept the fact that their annual hottest ass contest takes place about every six weeks and is primarily an excuse for older rich guys to hang around desperately competitive young women and get laid. So the very same as American pageants, except for that every six weeks part.
The new Miss Bumbum is Erika Canelis. She’s better looking than many of the previous sash wearers, which makes it even sadder that she’s receiving vulgar, racist comments online about being black. Though still 90-10 in favor of the more flattering, “I want to fuck you so hard in that fat ass, baby”. Canelis claims she’s doing her best to ignore the trolls and will spend the bulk of her reign combatting such hatred in the world. Starting with a nude photo shoot. It really is the best way. Who listens to the school principal droning in a dry assembly lecture on tolerance? If that same principal is a young chick with a round ass taking off her clothes, everybody’s eyes are forward and on her. Stripper pole is nice but remains optional.
It’s hard to imagine we still live in a world where people see color over the far more highminded aspiration of getting laid by a 20-year old Brazilian chick in a thong. Fifty more Miss Bumbum annual pageants or six years and we should get to that place.
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