Oprah Winfrey Seems Like A Fucking Weirdo

Oprah Winfrey spackled a ton of makeup on and brought her gay husband and lesbian lover on the same vacation. Lacking basic self awareness, she also hired an overpaid photographer to document the whole thing. Seems really awkward. Unless you’re a shell of a woman. Then it’s a write-off.

Can you really respect a man who hikes with ski poles? Probably not. On the contrary, can you look yourself in the mirror when you are known solely for pretending to fuck Oprah Winfrey? It’s a match made in heaven. And also, the lesbian chick tagging along. Wipe the cum off your mustache, it’s time for our close up. We’re talking to you, Oprah.