SI Model Joy Corrigan Works Miami

December 9, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

People with tons of leisure time will invent any number of schemes to fill their calendar. This is why we’re forced to pretend golf is a real sport or that nature has a need for exotic dogs. Art Basel is a roving showcase of wholly unnecessary commerce that lands every few months in a different world city providing excuses for people to spend money on shit they don’t need while children in Africa go without even a Thomas Kincade print on their hut walls.

Mostly it’s turned into a reason for the Kardashian sisters and their ilk to show up and pretend their mom instilled in them at a very young age a passion for the arts beyond fellatio. The smart girls hit the beach in bikinis around this time in Miami. They don’t need a formal Google alert to understand that dozens of trust fund kids with vaguely placed European accents visit town at this time looking to buy an oil painting and pick a girl to pay her rent for the next year. God gave you tits for a reason. You don’t even have kids. Men don’t really like art. Sidle up to a dude in a nice silk suit and tell him every painting you see looks like a cock going into a vagina. You don’t need to say ass. He’s done this before. It’s implied.

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