The Arquettes Are Starting A Charity

From an outside perspective, Alexis Arquette seemed like a really annoying blowhard. She became obsessed with outing cloested gay celebrities while simultaneously having the closet AIDS. Given your shitty logic, you may have inflicted some harm on people, no? Imagine the teens in Indiana. Arquette went from being a guy to being a chick and then decided he wanted to be a guy again. It was most likely brought to everyone’s attention at Thanksgiving in uncomfortable detail. You don’t hear much about trans people deciding it was kind of a hair brained idea. As evidence of how confusing this must have been, Arquette’s family released the following unintentionally or possibly intentionally hilarious statement: 

“Our brother Robert, who became our brother Alexis, who became our sister Alexis, who became our brother Alexis, passed this morning September 11, at 12:32 am. He was surrounded by all of his brothers and sisters, one of his nieces and several other loved ones. We were playing music for him and he passed during David Bowie’s Starman. As per his wishes, we cheered at the moment that he transitioned to another dimension”

Wow, that sounds really weird and drug fueled. Apparently unchecked narcissism runs in the family, because David Arquette has announced the family’s plan to start a charity in Alexis’s name. Why not waste the overhead? You could just give it to a handfull of reputable organizations. Given that Alexis worked about two weeks in his or her entire career, you’d have to wonder where the money is coming from. Probably the same place as David Arquette’s acting rolls. Entitlement is even more annoying when the culprits are unaware of it. 

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