The El Moussas Will Never Do Better

Christina El Moussa is dating Gary Anderson, a building contractor who worked with the El Moussa’s on their remodeling projects on “Flip or Flop” on HGTV. Anderson also the guy who provided witness testimony to the police the night that Tarek El Moussa grabbed a gun for “rattlesnake protection” and headed into the nearby state park with his wife chasing after him in tears. You can probably add up where Gary Anderson’s cock was that evening moments before anybody started running wildly into the park.

In response to the couple’s separation, Tarek El Moussa began dating the family nanny, Alyssa Logan. El Moussa fired Logan as nanny prior to dating, so she couldn’t sue him for workplace harassment. You wonder what kind of guy thinks to cover himself legally before revenge fucking his little kids’ nanny. Presumably the kind of guy who finds his wife fucking the contractor from their TV show and runs into the woods.

The El Moussa’s are rumored to be considering a reconciliation. It seems like a horrible idea until you realize that crazy people instinctively know they can’t be with normals. There’s something to be said for the partner who knows your nuts and they’re also nuts so you can be nuts together. No judgements. Just guns and late night berserker runs. The devil you know.

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