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January 2, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
Kim Kardshian’s makeup artist Joyce Bonelli entertained a visit from Kim Kardashian who promptly kissed Bonelli’s newborn twins on the face. WebMD highly encourages moms to keep strangers from kissing their infants in or around their face or hands. The feet are recommended if the visitor must touch or kiss your newly hatched germ absorbing offspring. You’re never to let a person with cold sores kiss your babies. Kim Kardashian is a five-foot and change walking herpes shingle. If Charlie Sheen fucked them in the ass, they’d be less likely to come down with something. Also, Charlie Sheen would pay you fifty bucks and a bag of his homemade turkey jerky.
Kim Kardashian is Joyce Bonelli’s boss which makes the situation more awkward. Certainly, you want Kardashian affiliate traction for your new kids on social media, because you know better than most the kind of money that Instagram likes might bring. At the same time, you know your boss is a whore and now she’s got that fellating mouth on your babies. The mother bear in Revenant had more maternal instinct than you.
This manner of spreading infectious diseases isn’t contemplated under existing workplace harassment laws. Write your Congressman. There isn’t enough gamma globulin in the world to combat the world of hurt you unleashed on your children. You had one job, Bonelli. Two if you count covering Kim’s psoriasis scabs with a masking foundation. Make more kids and do it right the next time.
Photo credit: Joyce Bonelli/Instagram/Snapchat