Kylie Jenner Makes More Money Than the President, The New One

January 9, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

Kylie Jenner has proven incapable of assembling the requisite words to form a sentence. That limitation encompasses verbal, written, and conjured thoughts as cum dribbles elegantly off the bridge of her nose. The big three in affirmative medical diagnosis on idiocy. Yet she cleared eighteen million dollars in 2016 according to Forbes. Who’s the brain dead skank now, right? Yep, still her.

Kylie ranked second behind Kim Kardashian’s fifty million dollar take last year. It’s believed each of the other walking fermented bags in the family earned ten million plus. Kris Jenner rakes ten percent of the collective for lying to the press about her daughters’ intimate lives and never saying no to a Middle Eastern proposition negotiated in American dollars.

Kylie Jenner’s lip gloss kit formed a good percentage of her take in 2016. Mid-seven figures according to many estimates. If you pay twenty bucks for a forty cent tube of liner or gloss, you can match the surgically enhanced lips of an eighth grade dropout. If you were a fifteen year old girl yet to feel the fingers of a non-blood relative, that would make more sense. If you’re parents to a fifteen year old girl, you can only hope the lip gloss isn’t a gateway into what Kylie Jenner was actually doing at fifteen.

Kris Jenner put them all on the pill at twelve because teen moms on MTV are lucky clear a couple hundred thousand for their unprotected intercourse. Now who doesn’t deserve that ten percent commission? Life will never be fair. At least these girls show off their tits.

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