Allison Paige Has Hollywood Figured Out

Red carpets are the absolute best chance to carpe diem yourself onto the pages of celebrity and entertainment media outlets. Random good looking actresses in Hollywood are routinely invited to attend premieres to visually beef up less anticipated promotional events. Running Wild with Bear Grylls isn’t drawing an “all hands on deck” media alert on a Monday night. Stop drinking your piss. There’s a case of Fiji offscreen right. This is now officially a fetish.

Allison Paige books gigs in Hollywood, but if you want to book even better gigs, consider arriving at a premiere even with your mighty fine tits about to fall out of your dress. It’s a virtual casting couch. All the upside without a studio executive producer finishing on the goods. This isn’t gender specific. Walk into a Geffen beach party in ass-less chaps and you got a shot at a recording contract. Can you carry a tune? Hold your answer until my balls are empty. Hollywood is a glorious horrible meat market. Please tell us more about how to lead our lives. Sincerely, Kansas.

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