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Kim Zolciak Au Naturel

February 13, 2017 | celebrity | matt-ralston | 0 Comments

Kim Zolziak took to Instagram to intimate that she plans to wear less makeup as she ages ungracefully. That’s interesting because common sense would think it would go the other way around. When women are young, makeup is unnecessary. Unless your face is busted, then it’s not going to help anyway and often makes it sad. When you’re old nobody’s trying to fuck you anyway. So, go ahead and get rid of it. The more you think about it it’s a waste of money. You can use that thousand bucks a year to help pay for dinners. Zolziak doesn’t think so, and she has less credibility on the subject than a circus clown:

“I do think the older that you get – and I am 38, almost 39 – less is more,’ the mom-of-six said. ‘Don’t you guys think?

Your lips look like they came off of a blow up fuck doll. Your nose like a C in sculpture 101, and those people are dumb as fuck. You’ve got enough botox to give botulism to a pit master. The normal rules of makeup do not apply to you. In fact you may want to cake on some more to cover up the awful work you’ve had done.

This level of narcissism will never be self realized. Take some pleasure in the fact she looks like an IT who just got punched in the makeup. 

Photo Credit: Instagram 

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