Mama June Fudges Her Fatness

February 27, 2017 | celebrity | matt-ralston | 0 Comments

Mama June got gastric bypass surgery sometime back, which means she should in no way be able to take credit for losing weight. They make your stomach smaller. You can’t physically eat as much. It would be like a Syrian refugee taking credit for getting a revenge bod. The show is called From Not to Hot, the implication being that Mama June is going to become Hot.

That assertion is laughable, but so is the fact that this piece of trash is still being employed. Her daughter got molested by her boyfriend recently. Would that guy have been around if she didn’t have TV notoriety? If you worked on Honey Boo Boo please take the time to ask yourself this question and consider drawing a warm bath and ending it all instead of hitting up that Oscars party to throw down a ton of snark. 

When you see those nutrition supplement ads, they find a guy who is already in shape and take his picture for the After shot. Then they have him put on about ten pounds and puff his belly out, and that’s the Before. It’s just much more economically feasible this way. 

It was noticed by anyone who is not considered mentally disabled, so a small percentage of this show’s audience, that Mama June was wearing a prosthetic double chin on the first episode of From Not to Hot. They needed to get some shots of her before she lost the weight, so they improvised. Because this show is garbage, they did a really shitty job, so it’s obvious. If you’re following the premise of the show, the buffoon producers are to have you believe that, minus the fake chin, Mama June is smoking hot underneath the prosthetics. I’d rather fuck Louie Anderson. At least he’s kind of interesting.

She hasn’t yet revealed her new body, but they are claiming she’s a size 4. Throwout whatever number you want, you’re a fat pig. Does getting your stomach stapled cancel out a lifetime of chicken and waffles? Presumably her blood is still syrup. This show might need a mid-season replacement. The ratings were pretty solid. That’s less a reflection of the quality of the show, but of how many fat slobs are sitting around in shit smelling trailers eating KFC and talking about how they’re going to start jogging. They never will, but the TV will always be there. Seriously, if you’ve ever contributed to this woman cashing a check, kill yourself and file it as a write off. 

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