Pedophiles in Obvious Places

If you’ve been saving a fake aghast expression, now’s the time to deploy. It turns out grown men who work with girl gymnasts might be inappropriately touching the girls. If you’re in a business where even if you’re not a pedophile you’re easily subject to allegations therein, presume less moral others are actively engaging.

Numerous charges have come out against U.S.A. Women’s Gymnastics personnel in the past year. Most notably against long time team doctor Lawrence Nassar who felt a need to perform gynecological exams on girls suffering from sprained ankles. Many individuals around Nassar up and down the chain also proved to be either directly involved or indirectly looking the other way. So, Penn State all over again, but with girls. No, this is not a blow for gender equality.

Subsequent investigations found similar organizational coverups of sex crimes allegations at multiple gyms supported by the U.S.A Gymnastics program.

An investigation by The Indianapolis Star last year exposed a whopping 368 cases of alleged abuse over the last 20 years in the gymnastics community. According to the newspaper, a nine-month investigation showed that accused coaches were permitted to continue working at USA Gymnastics-certified gyms.

Not all men who choose to work closely with children are pedophiles. Only most. That number rises to hundred percent for volunteers. Men barely tolerate their own offspring let alone hordes of minors brought into this world by other people. There might be an outlier so impassioned by a particular pursuit that they force themselves to work with children. It’s the exception. Pedophiles are innately clever people. At least the successful ones. Yet like Willie Sutton and banks, their reasons for placing themselves around venues of young people is plainly obvious.

Dianne Feinstein who is still forty-percent alive wants to pass a bill that forces USA gymnastics to report sexual abuse allegations to the police. This in contrast to the previous policy of everyone agreeing that ‘that little bitch is lying’ and returning to fapping to camera crotch shots of ’96 Kerri Strug.

The next time one of these organization’s reps comes forward to insist they ran a background check on their latest accused sex criminal and they came up clean, insist that you’ve never before been convicted of murder then throw them off a bridge. 

Edited to Add: Nassar’s sports medicine videos featuring young girl gymnasts become much creepier when you add in his arrest for molestation and 37,000 child porn image on his home computer.